Comedy Central HD Thursday
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360
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112
Virgin
132
7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party
Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, while Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie
8:35 AM
Last Man Standing
Mike debates what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift
Mike debates what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift, while Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR orientation
9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots
9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q run a hide-and-seek challenge
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q run a hide-and-seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers
10:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys canvass opinion on their wedding proposals
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals
10:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys record people's conversations for strange reasons
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete in a four-way job-exchange challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons
11:00 AM
New Girl
Jess is determined to befriend her landlord
Jess is determined to befriend her landlord Remy, but her quest leaves the flatmates worried he might notice they have broken a few of the tenancy rules
11:30 AM
New Girl
Jess asks Schmidt to help her find a date for Valentine's Day
Jess decides to mark her first Valentine's Day as a single woman by going on a meaningless date with a stranger and asks Schmidt to help her find a suitable candidate
12:00 PM
New Girl
Jess gets picked on by one of her pupils
Jess tries to stop one of her pupils picking on a classmate - only to become the new target of the bully's wrath. Schmidt is desperate to brag about his Valentine's Day exploits
12:30 PM
New Girl
A health scare forces Nick to take stock of his life
Nick injures his back during a game of touch football - and when Jess takes him to see a doctor, he receives frightening news that forces him to take stock of his life
12:55 PM
Friends
Monica asks Joey for money
Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly
1:20 PM
Friends
A joke backfires on Chandler
A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy
1:50 PM
Friends
Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery
Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking
2:20 PM
Friends
Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera
Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away
2:50 PM
Friends
Joey throws a party
Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him
3:20 PM
Friends
Chandler and Monica visit a fertility clinic
Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
3:55 PM
Friends
Monica and Chandler interview a potential sperm donor
Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner
4:20 PM
Friends
Double bill. The gang visits Barbados
Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech
5:25 PM
Friends
Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend
6:00 PM
Friends
Ross embarrasses himself
Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
6:30 PM
Friends
Ross tries a spray tan
Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge
7:00 PM
Friends
Emma's first birthday arrives
Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould
7:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's sister looks after Emma
Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings
8:00 PM
Friends
Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
8:35 PM
Friends
Ross discovers Rachel's worst fear
Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
9:00 PM
Stand Up Guys
Crime comedy, starring Al Pacino
Three ageing gangsters are reunited when one gets out of prison, and try to recapture their glory days. Crime comedy, with Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin
10:55 PM
MTV Video Music Awards
The 2024 MTV Video Music Awards honour the biggest stars ...
The 2024 MTV Video Music Awards honour the biggest stars in music with performances, awards, and can't-miss moments.
1:50 AM
Home Improvement
Jill gets jealous
Jill gets jealous when Tim is interviewed by a female reporter. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson
2:25 AM
Home Improvement
Jill beats Tim's boss in a bowling competition
Tim's job is on the line when Jill beats his boss in a bowling competition. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson
2:50 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington wishes he were smaller
Karl Pilkington reveals his desire to be smaller, so that food portions and cities would be comparatively bigger, and Stephen Merchant recounts a night out at a club
3:15 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on the future
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts as Ricky reads predictions for the future
3:40 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
A neighbor pays Beavis and Butt-Head to wash his classic car. They decide to dry the vehicle with a joyride
3:50 AM
The Daily Show
Satirical talk show
The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
4:15 AM
Friends
Rachel is offered a promotion
Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion
4:35 AM
Friends
Phoebe's half-brother makes an announcement
Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle