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Tim is sent to prison for trying to sell his hockey tickets. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Part one of two. Tim can't sleep, so he decides to pass the night looking back over his favourite Tool Time episodes

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

Jess prepares to tell Nick how she really feels about him. Aly helps Winston reconnect with someone important and Schmidt and Cece receive big news

Jess and Nick return from a European book tour promoting Nick's novel, and Cece and Schmidt throw their daughter a birthday party, where Jess runs into her ex Russell

Winston and Schmidt help Nick write his new book, while Jess and Cece discuss their new jobs over lunch. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone

The gang gathers for a one-year memorial service for a beloved friend. Jess discovers Coach owes Nick a large sum of money. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

An imprisoned quarterback is given the job of forming a team of inmates to play American football against the guards. Comedy remake, with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Burt Reynolds

Jessie J and Stereophonics perform on-stage at London's Theatre Royal, and football pundit Alan Shearer hands over his phone for Celebrity Send to All

Maisie Adam and Phil Wang joins host Rosie Jones and team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love for the show all about judgement and first impressions

Part one of two. Tim can't sleep, so he decides to pass the night looking back over his favourite Tool Time episodes

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny online clips, including a countdown of the biggest show-offs on the internet

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another selection of funny clips from the internet., including a guide on how people should style it out when they come a cropper

Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, including out-of-control motorists and a guide to walking on ice

The friends fill their house with rubbish to meet girls, then Beavis decides to spend the rest of his life with 50 needles in his face after trying acupuncture

Aurie Styla advises people on being a serial killer

A bizarre idea for a film is pitched and Stephen Merchant reads from Karl Pilkington's diary, revealing his thoughts on Australia

Schmidt and Jess clash over the best way to prepare Ruth for nursery. Nick helps Winston face his fears while also writing some pages for his editor

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore