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Vanessa is unsure that Ed is the right man for her mother, while Kyle and Mandy have a new security system fitted. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

With a weekend of ice fishing already planned, Mike is unavailable when Rev Paul asks him to helm Sunday School

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to protect them from angry security guards at a grocery store and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. The punishment involves a metal concert

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public and do what they are told at a department store, with this edition's punishment involving a fundraising event at a theatre

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a scene at a donut shop

Cece convinces Jess that Nick likes her as more than just a flatmate, and deals with amorous advances from Schmidt. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Hannah Simone

Jess invites a fellow teacher she has a crush on to Thanksgiving dinner, but the proceedings do not go according to plan. Guest starring Justin Long (He's Just Not That into You)

Winston reveals his hidden musical talents when Jess brings her handbell quartet to the flat to practise, while Nick and Schmidt become embroiled in an argument over DIY

Jess worries after Paul surprises her with a lavish Christmas present, and the flatmates attend Schmidt's office party - but he has been forced to dress up as a sexy Santa

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

The funniest routines from 10 years of the comedian's stand-up career

Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Eddie Kadi revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Ivo Graham and Emmanuel Sonubi join host Rosie Jones and team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love for the show all about judgement and first impressions

Everyone is on their best behaviour for the superintendent's visit, but one of Ms Feldman's students has other plans, while Ms Snap auditions for The Bachelor

Ms Snap tries to keep her night of passion with the janitor a secret, while Ms Bennigan teaches a different kind of science to Ms Cannon's class

Tim hires his brother to work on the Tool Time set, but soon realises he's made a mistake. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Sibling rivalry causes problems at school when Randy and Brad take classes together. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny internet clips, showing how not to cook an egg, and pitting man against beast to see which is more ridiculous

Comedy sketch show skewering utterly ridiculous present-day problems, beginning with that feeling you get when a friend cancels and you can have a quiet night in

Maisie Adam and Phil Wang joins host Rosie Jones and team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love for the show all about judgement and first impressions

Beavis and Butt-Head are doing community service for free when they decide to steal a cart that belongs to an undeniably obese man named Billy Bob

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore