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Kyle has realised just what a good thing he is walking away from, and wants to remain under his in-laws' roof, but his U-turn has Mike opting for tough love

With the house empty, Mike opts for more 'me time' instead of doing things with Vanessa and is soon reminded by Bonnie of how couples can drift apart

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q run a hide-and-seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers

Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday party are ruined, so Jess organises a bash with her socially awkward vice principal Tanya - and acquires the use of a yellow school bus

Julia tells Nick she does not want to put a label on their relationship, Winston tries to impress a former date, and Schmidt is determined to find out why his towel is always damp

Jess is determined to befriend her landlord Remy, but her quest leaves the flatmates worried he might notice they have broken a few of the tenancy rules

Jess decides to mark her first Valentine's Day as a single woman by going on a meaningless date with a stranger and asks Schmidt to help her find a suitable candidate

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

TV presenting duo Marvin and Rochelle Humes hand over their phones for Send-to-All, and pop-rockers The Vamps perform on-stage

Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Sunil Patel, Ali Woods and Ola Labib cover topics including the Welsh language, cryptocurrency and London tourists

Dan Tiernan, Lindsey Santoro, Toussaint Douglass and Njambi McGrath tell jokes on topics covering everything from dyspraxia to polygamy

Highlights of the game show all about judgement and first impressions, hosted by Rosie Jones, with team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips, featuring dogs playing sport, and America competing with the rest of the world to see who is more ridiculous

Darren Harriott narrates more funny clips, showing how not to ride a skateboard, as well as a countdown of the top five most brainless people on the internet

The host welcomes actress Fay Ripley and comedians Ivo Graham, Darren Harriott and Bobby Mair, who bring their finest and funniest trivia to get on Rob's cherished Wall of Facts

The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans

Karl Pilkington discusses his thoughts on insects and recalls the time he saw a bee having a heart attack, while his diary yields a poem about moths

Karl Pilkington ponders the experience of having kidney stones, and reflects on a variety of other phenomena. With Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore